I’m Val. I’m Scottish, but I haven’t lived in Scotland for nearly 20 years. Having travelled further south with each move, I’ve finally landed in Melbourne, Australia, where I plan to stay for a long time. Forever? Maybe.

I write for a living and for fun. I like bikes, dancing and not acting my age.

Thanks for stopping by. Next time I’ll make sure I’ve got some biscuits in.

A serious note: The contents of this blog, unless otherwise stated, are the intellectual property of Val McFarlane. While it may be unlikely, if you do wish to reproduce any of it in a commercial medium please ask me first or risk the wrath of an angry Scotswoman (and her lawyers). Also, all views expressed are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of my employers. Cheers!